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淮经理费力的咽了下口水,半饷才操着肥厚的手背猛擦脑门,笑得一脸谄媚:“闻人律师真是青春靓丽啊。”看到闻人律师的眉峰似乎轻蹙了一下,难不成怪自己言语轻浮了?赶忙又憋出一句:“和我们小郝一样,看着跟大学生似的,真搭,年轻就是好啊,你们年轻人多沟通沟通。”说罢讪讪的退回座位。
我去,瞎说什么大实话呢?什么叫做看着真搭?年轻人多沟通沟通?这种相亲的即视感是闹哪样啊?拜托别用那么艳羡的语气说出这种引人遐思的话啊。现在女生和女生之间也不能随便般配的好吗?郝欢乐抓了两个金灿灿的小橘子,恶狠狠的塞进淮经理厚厚的手掌中,生怕他再说出什么语不惊人死不休的话来。
闻人语倒是淡定的多,似乎没看到郝欢乐憋红脸的含羞带怒的窘态,默默地从万能的包包里掏出一本书细细看来。午后的阳光透过车窗洒了进来,为她完美的轮廓勾勒出一层淡金的光彩,更显灵秀脱尘,美得恍若画中。
咫尺之隔的郝欢乐看得如痴如醉,更觉得那人优秀得遥不可及。她就这么静静的看着,虔诚而又贪婪,仿佛看着一场浮华美梦。美人品书,我赏美人,岁月静好,现世安稳。等等,好像有什么乱入了,画风不太对啊。郝欢乐揉了揉眼睛,凑近了看,闻人语手中捧着的那本书封面上竟出现了三个无比熟悉的逗比:王大锤?叫兽?小子墨?细看书名:《万万没想到:生活才是戏剧》!
我去!真是万万没想到!闻人冰山女大王你用这么恬静优雅的表情看着国民逗比小说,这样真的好吗?郝欢乐嘴角抽搐,如梦如幻的意境被深深的违合感打败了。
“怎么?感兴趣?”闻人语注意到双眼圆睁的郝欢乐,很慷慨的从包包里掏出好几册书,那些熟悉的书名一下子就把郝欢乐砸傻了。
郝欢乐扶额叹息,心里的吐槽爆棚到几乎能发射元槽弹了:“你那是叮当猫的乾坤袋么,怎么装得下那么多东西?不对,要吐槽的不是这个!你那都是些神马书?什么《荒川爆笑团》、《暴漫全册》、《搞笑日和》、《十万个冷笑话》……真是够了!节操呢?人家《凤凰花》里萧女王喜欢看全套喜羊羊也就罢了,你个腹黑冰山假仙喜好的居然全是*丝挚爱到底几个意思?一旦接受这种设定,想想还挺带感呢——个鬼啊,完全不忍直视好吗?”
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为什么会在这个点不自信和愧疚啊!“只是没想到你会看这样的书。律师不是很讲究专业素养,不断提升么?”白领精英冷面女王不应看的是财经报道或律法论述,再不济你装下文艺看《读者》也成啊,就算看全是英文的时装杂志我也不会觉得你装13的,真的。
“那些书我自然也会看,只是没这些有意思。”
“有意思?”
“难道你不喜欢?”
“喜欢喜欢,完全是我的菜啊。第一次看到实体书真的有点小激动呢。以前都眼巴巴的看着神经比大腿粗的空手套白狼一个劲的晒。”
“神经比大腿粗?”
“那是我的好基友,不,网上认识的好朋友,跟我一样喜欢这种类型的动漫小说,经常一起追番刷b站的。”
“神经比大腿粗?”语气又莫名的森冷了一分。
“只是个比喻,那人就是比较女汉(*)纸(丝)。嘿嘿。”闻人女王大概是不喜欢自己在背后说人坏话,郝欢乐忙生硬的转移话题,“我尤其喜欢十冷,还看了大电影的。真没想到寒舞这样的美御姐脑动会开得那么大。”
“哦,美御姐?”莫名的威压再次透过清冷的声音传来。
“咳咳,寒舞这个小丫头片子构思还是挺奇葩的。”郝欢乐严肃正经的纠正。
“确实,挺有意思的。刚出的手游也不赖。”闻人女王表示肯定。